Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Cue John Williams

I'm not much of a mariner, and stories like the following recent news item are a reason why:

A 10-foot great white shark was recently caught off the coast of Queensland — after being mauled by a 20-foot great white!
The 10-foot great white was almost bitten in half.

The fictional shark at the centre of the Steven Spielberg blockbuster Jaws was estimated to be just five feet longer.
Thankfully, we're keeping a closer eye on great whites now, since not everyone can be this guy:

Friday, September 18, 2009

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?


Japanese arcade game Cho Chabudai Gaeshi is a score attack game that lets players pound a soft table for combos and then upend it for the finishing move. Settings include a host club, a wedding party, an office and a Japanese style living room. So for example, in the living room stage, players bang on the table as their family complains more and more and finally flips over the table.



Post via kotaku.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

More U.S. Open



I'm sure everyone has seen this shot already, but I figured I'd post it for posterity, and to cancel out the clip of Fed falling. Also, if he needs something to boost his spirits after the outcome of the Final, he can come here and watch the clip again and again.

Finally, here are a couple of interesting blog posts from The New York Times:

What it Takes to String for the Pros
When the string bed of each racket is struck, both should ping at precisely the same pitch, indicating the string tension is identical. But Heydt’s were slightly off.

“I could hear it right away,” he said. “Yat said, ‘Your tensions are different. These may be one pound off, but this is unacceptable.’”
A Speed-of-Serve Snapshot
But how is that 148 miles an hour determined? Rallis Pappas, president of Information & Display Systems and a U.S.T.A. consultant who works in the IBM Statistics room at the Open, says it’s not as simple as putting a radar gun on the court. “It’s Doppler radar, but there’s a lot of software that’s part of the system,” Pappas says. “We really refer to it as a serve speed system because of that.”

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Federer's Footwork and Safina's Serve

With the U.S. Open getting into gear, the New York Times comes through with two interesting links.

First, an analysis of Roger Federer's footwork, complete with slow-motion video and animations.
As he elevates off the court to create the split step, watch how he opens his right foot slightly when he sees that the ball will go to his right. This makes for a quick move toward his forehand. When landing on the split step, he quickly pushes off with his left leg and makes a final stride with the right. Notice the exaggerated heel-to-toe foot placement. Federer does this to maintain good balance, as the heel-toe foot strike allows him to slow the acceleration of his body and position himself for the shot.
Second, a piece on some of the top women's players, and their service troubles. An excerpt:
The serve and the free throw share key components: foot placement; body balance; weight shift; toss and follow through. Misses happen when players’ minds are willing but their mechanics are weak, or vice versa.
Update 2009/09/04: The Wills, Arnett and Ferrell, joined the Andys, Roddick and Murray, on court for a celebrity doubles match, with SNL's Kenan Thompson as the "umpire", to do pretty much the opposite of what Roger Federer does:



Update 2009/09/07: I must've jinxed Federer — I caught a portion of his match against Hewitt on Saturday, only to see what commentator Mary Carillo called "the most awkward thing I've ever seen Federer do". It's not as awkward or embarrassing as what this ball boy did, though.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Lost Package?




If you ever think you lost something in the mail, maybe this guy got it. Just look at the list of stolen goods.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Sony's new PS3 ads

These are actually good for a change:





Via Engadget.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

a Bolt and a Bullet

Those who were wondering just how fast Usain Bolt could run if he didn't start celebrating before the end of a race got their answer this week as Bolt broke his own world records in the 100M and the 200M by 0.11 seconds apiece.

Tyson Gay ran the non-tailwind-assisted 100M of his life with a time of 9.71 — the third fastest ratified time in history — and was still clearly in Bolt's wake at the finish line. (The 200M was no contest at all.) In fact, had Bolt run through the line without looking for Gay and easing up slightly, his time might have been even faster.

With a few years left before he hits his prime, how fast will Bolt eventually go?



When talking about Bolt's feat at lunch one day, and trying to put the 100M race into perspective, I noted that it's like running over the length of a football field (100M is about 109 yards) in under 10 seconds. Two questions then arose: First, how many of us could do it in under 20 seconds? (The jury's still out on that one.) Second, what would Bolt be like in the NFL? Would he just make a fool of everyone?

Not necessarily.

The NFL actually has a history of sprinters joining its ranks as running backs or wide receivers. Even those who never ran track in high school, college, or international competition have shown world-class speed, especially when considering that running in football rarely involves going in a straight line all the way.

Take, for example, one legendary figure, as described by TIME:
Among then was Bob (Bullet) Hayes, who won the gold medal in the 100-m sprint at the 1964 Olympics in Tokyo and recorded what some observers consider the top time ever achieved by a human with an 8.6 split in the 4 x 100-m relay. (Relay marks are faster than regular sprints because runners receive the baton while in motion, enabling them to accelerate quicker.) Hayes later parlayed his speed into a career as a wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys; his passing in 2002 prompted one columnist to remark that Death must have tied his shoelaces together to catch him.
When looking for some videos of Hayes to link, I stumbled upon the YouTube holy grail — a video for which the comments are an actual intelligent conversation! (Compare that with the comments on the Bolt videos, which are a mind-numbing mix of inanity, sheer idiocy, and outright racism.) The debate that the commenters are having is whether or not Hayes could best Bolt's time on a modern surface, with today's equipment and advanced training techniques (and drug testing).

Whatever would happen on the track, from watching Hayes on the gridiron, it's clear that he had the ability to run routes, make the catch, shake a tackle, juke a defender, and get into the endzone — something one can't be certain that Bolt would have.

So, which would be more likely, Bolt breaking the 9.4 second barrier (I won't even pretend that 9.5 is out of his reach), or scoring an NFL touchdown?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Conan does anime voiceovers

Hilarious!


Via Japanator.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Conan's Backdrop


One fan's take on Conan's new backdrop on the new Tonight Show set. Update on what Nintendo thinks about the backdrop.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Gymkhana

Pretty awesome gymkhana video. Gymkhana is like a mix between rally and autocross and drift all rolled into one, which is pretty crazy.



From Autoblog.

The "original" video of awesomeness.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Transforminators

Pretty good mashup with Transformers and Terminator: Salvation.



From IGN via Gizmodo.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Creation of the original PlayStation

This article has a retrospective on how the original PlayStation was conceived. Pretty interesting stuff.

From Edge Online via Gizmodo.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Couple o' Trailers

First up, Duncan Jones' Moon — starring Sam Rockwell and the voice of Kevin Spacey — an indie sci-fi picture that has echoes of 2001, Silent Running, Alien, Solaris, and more:



The score is by Clint Mansell, and the poster is worth a look as well.

Secondly, Idiocracy's Mike Judge returns to the office space (har har) for his next film, Extract, starring Michael BluthJason Bateman, Ben Affleck, Mila Kunis, and J.K. Simmons:



"She's a tramp!?"

Rose Ball



Anybody here ever play it?

From what I've read:
this is Street Fighter IV, in practice mode. Both players are handicapped so they have a pixel of health, and both have selected Rose as their character. They are playing best of 9. At the beginning of each round, one of them “serves” by performing Rose’s “Soul Spark” move - a half-circle towards on the joystick, and a punch button. Then, they take it in turns to perform her “Soul Reflect”, which can reverse projectiles; this is a quarter-cirlce away on the stick, with a punch button. Whoever fails to time the parry correctly will get hit by the “ball”, and the other player will win the round.

So: they’re playing Pong, inside Street Fighter IV.

Monday, April 6, 2009

The Best Way to Rob a Bank is to Own One

I didn't want to include links to things related to this kind of stuff, but I don't know that there is anything off limits here, and the interview itself moved me enough to put it up. I got the link from a fellow Hydran and felt it was worthy enough to get this out there into the netherverse. The link is an excellent interview with Bill Moyers about the economic mess and the aftermath. It gets more disgusting the more people expound on this. Hopefully people like William K. Black can get something going.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Gaming on the Cloud

Now this is an interesting idea, cloud computing for gaming. Whether or not it will work has yet to be seen.

[Part 1, Part 2 - via Joystiq]

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Space Bat


A small, crippled bat clung to the space shuttle Discovery's external fuel tank as it launched into the heavens yesterday. Although NASA's report says that "the animal likely perished quickly during Discovery's climb into orbit", I'd like to imagine that, in its final moments, it saw something like this:


John Herrman of Gizmodo Australia would have preferred that NASA's release read more like his:
Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

ioDrive Duo SSD

Words cannot describe how much I want this thing.

From HotHardware, via Engadget/Gizmodo.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Street Fighter 4 Rant

Where do I begin with this review. I can not promise much structure, but one of my fellow heads in the hydra said, “Just start writing to get the ideas out of your head.” Here comes the diarrhea of my thoughtcicles.

I'm a huge fighting game fan, and and even bigger Street Fighter fan. Playing fighting games consumed my adolescent years. Every Friday, a group of my friends and I would get dropped off (before any of us were 16) at the local Navy base, and we'd make the rounds in between a bowling alley arcade and a convenience store/pool hall/arcade. We affectionately were dubbed “the curfew kids” by the local military and especially military police, who would stop us from time to time, as we walked around the Navy base. I loved the evolution of Street Fighter. I was a fan of CE (Champion Edition), just for the playability of the bosses. I didn't play HF (Hyper Fighting) too much, but Super and Super Turbo were the huge leaps in how the game was played. The game was faster, a lot of characters were rethought, and most importantly, the game was looked at from a competition point of view. Years of feedback from gamers led to an attempt to balance a game. This showed the players that the game developers wanted this game to be their outlet for players to show that competition was possible at a high level.

This base in the fighting game industry has come back full circle for Street Fighter 4. Alpha's custom combos and SF3:Third Strike (SF3:TS) were games for the super-player. These types of games were my favorite when they came out, and if players are available, I still love to play these game. SF3:TS is still my favorite in the series. These types of games though were catered to an evolutionary fork to the SF series. They changed the fighting style of the game. SF3:TS alone showed that a fast paced game existed for SF with many levels of mind games with parrying. Without verbally describing the game, it made guessing games and mind games tools for reaction time. The average player could pick it up, but the true game and its purpose lay in the super-human calculations of strategy. Although the basics of hit confirming was the basis for SF3:TS, it was insanely difficult to land when most of the competitors you faced at high level arcades are gods at the basics, which forced the newcomers or average level competitors to elevate their game. This was an exciting goal for me, as I found an old favorite in SF3:TS, but it had such a new edge, that it was in itself a new game.

Street Fighter 4 is a throwback to the average player. You don't have to have reflexes of a god to play. Here in lies a different fork in the evolutionary tree that is Street Fighter. Gone are the air blocks from Alpha and the parrying from SF3. The game in its total is slower than even SF2: Turbo, but the game still seems faster than the original SF2. SF4 is definitely a layer of games, and the amount of thought they put in the game lets the player experience the layers only based on their will to learn the new mechanics or see the new mechanics from their opponent. The first few days playing the game, I'm introduced to many new characters and relearning the familiar faces. This coupled with not knowing the game, SF4 can play like old school SF2:ST. This is exactly how my friends and I played the game. Simple 2 to 4 hit combos, anti-air games, and lots of timing issues. We were searching through the tangled mess of new characters and moves to find priority of moves and timing. This is where the game gets deceptive. There are some new mechanics that truly change the game from old school ST into its own game. There is a new mechanics called “Focus Attacks” FA. This move lets the user absorb a move and apply damage. There are 3 levels to this move. The first level absorbs a hit, and when released, it gives a standard hit. If the hit in the previous scenario registers as a counter, then the opponent will “crumple”. A crumple is a state that is somewhat similar to a dizzy, but it's for a short amount of time, and if the character is not attacked, then he justs falls to the ground, but if attacked, they are in a sort of juggled state. A level two FA, is a guaranteed crumple, and a level three is a deeper crumple, where the character falls slower allowing for bigger combo setup. The more advanced version of this move, is a FADC (focus attack dash cancel) which lets the character break out of a move, to perform another move. This is mainly used to setup larger combos or setup for a super or ultra move at the expense of half of a character's super bar. The other new mechanics is the revenge meter. This meter gets built up the more damage you take. The ultra gets released, after the revenge meter flashes, and the bigger the revenge meter builds up, the more damage the ultra does.

OK, let's start with the likes. I love the graphics. The backgrounds are so full of life, especially the stage with a busy street. There are so many things going on in the background. The characters are also full of detail. The overall theme of the game is a sort of water paint base. So, a lot of moves and actions in the game take from the water paint theme. I also love the personal attention of winning quotes for one character vs another. The amount of different colors for each character is also a plus. This point in turn is also a bad one for the home system. To access more colors and taunts, you must play lots of single player challenges to unlock these items. Also, the game by default does not give you access to all of the playable characters. You must unlock characters by fulfilling certain scenarios. This is annoying as one of the base features of the fighting game, learning all of the characters, is limited by having to unlock them all. It's also not a one for one issue, certain characters will unlock new characters while others will just add titles, pictures, movies, etc.

With the advancement in home systems, the current gen systems heavily encourage online competition. This is one of pros as well as cons. I love online fighting games, which I've spent most of my time in between the week before Thanksgiving 2008 and now playing lots of HD Remix. In comparison to SF4, HD Remix is light years ahead of fight matching. The method of finding games is cumbersome. Most times I spend more time trying to find a game, than actually playing. There are two options of online games, player match and ranked match. First off, player match is just like a local arcade or an extended home gaming session. You can choose who you want to play with or host a game and let wanderers come and play. Ranked match is a game where you earn battle points by winning matches. The bigger the difference in battle points between the two players, the bigger the difference in points won or lost. For example if you beat someone with a big difference in battle points, you win a big percentage of their BP, and they lose that amount. If someone with a larger amount of BP beats a lower level BP player, they will only receive a small amount. Luckily you can filter your search by finding someone with a greater BP than yours to aid in gaining BP, match by similar levels of BP, or search by network stability. The problem with ranked match, is that you can choose who you fight for the ranked match. Because you can see the player, someone can avoid well known players. This should really be a blind random matching system, as it is in HD Remix. In addition, once a player is matched with someone else, both players' cursors are visible in the character selection screen. When you boil down a lot of fighting games, especially SF, it's really a different level of paper, rock, scissors. Some characters have advantages over others. The player who picks second always has an advantage. In tournaments, they use a double blind rule. One player tells an admin which character they will choose before the other player chooses. Then the second player chooses, and the first must use the player he mentioned secretly to the admin. This way the player selection is not based of off the other player's choice. This was handled in HD Remix, in both the friendly match system and the ladder match system. All games had double blind character selection, which should have at least been implemented in the ranked match system in SF4.

Also, to go back to the matching system for both ranked and player (friendly) matches, they have a quick match option. In HD Remix, quick match truly was a quick match. Upon selection, a random player was chosen and matched. In friendly matches the other user's name was shown prior to charcter selection. In ladder mode, the opponent name was not listed, so you had no way of even guessing a character based off of the user name. In SF4, quick match still lists random host listings, and you still have to choose! Not going into too much detail of how annoying this is, most times finding a game is more stressful than playing a really good opponent. I get frustrated just waiting to play! Aside from how poor this system is, there are also some really poor matching errors. There are two that make sense, host game full and no responding host games. The first error states that a host game listed “was” empty, but someone connected before you could. That error is straightforward. The second error states that the game finding system is so network laden, that not enough games replied to its query, so that's a limitation in the network or bandwidth. Te last error is the most annoying just for the fact that it doesn't even make an excuse. It just says, “Unable to play” or something like that. It's like some lame excuse that Capcom could have set an error to. Instead of trying to say, network port error, lag issue, other guy doesn't like your face, they just have a generic error. I can't state how annoying trying to find a ranked match game is, but on average I play about 20% of the time and the other 80% I'm looking for a game.

For now, this is going to end my first part of my rant. It's 3:30 AM, and the current episode of Star Trek: Voyager can't keep me awake, although Seven of Nine is involved. To be continued...

Monday, March 2, 2009

taste the rainbow

I've been working on making various infusions myself, but I ran into a neat tutorial on tasting the rainbow.





Personally, I'd go with Alameda's finest for the foundation.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Inner Game of Tennis

Here's a video that I've been trying to track down for a while. I saw it once during a lecture in one of my college Computer Science classes, and it has stuck with me ever since. I was recently telling some friends about it, and decided to give it another Google.

It's a presentation by computer pioneer Alan Kay, in which he plays a clip of Tim Gallwey, author of The Inner Game of Tennis, from a 1975 segment on ABC's Evening News (with Harry Reasoner and Howard K. Smith). In the segment, Gallwey teaches a "55-year-old lady, 40 pounds overweight, 5'2" in a mumu", who had never tried the sport and had not exercised at all in years, to play tennis in under 30 minutes.

Is it possible to get someone to hit balls consistently — that too using a wooden racket with a 65 sq. in. head — just by having them watch another person and say "bounce, hit, bounce, hit" to the rhythm of their shots? See for yourself:



If you're interested in user interfaces or computer history in general, I'd recommend watching the entire video. It's quite fascinating.

Alternate Links:[Found via Talk Tennis at Tennis Warehouse, which saved me a lot of time clicking around at Berkeley's webcast site.]

Bob Barker says "FAIL!"

In the grand tradition of Sad Trombone and Instant Rimshot comes Bom Bom Bom Bom Wooooo.

I had this sound stuck in my head all last week, and even hummed it to myself a few times when things went wrong and others were out of earshot, so it's no wonder that the site found me as I surfed the web this weekend.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Everything is Amazing Right Now, and Nobody's Happy



The "funny because it's true" factor on this clip of Louis C.K. on Conan was so high for me that by the end of it, my eyes were red, my cheeks were stained with tears, and my jaw and neck were sore — and that's so true it's not even funny.

Update 2009/03/04: Replaced the original YouTube embed with a higher-quality (and more legal) Hulu embed.

Update 2009/03/18: Time interviews Louis about the clip.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Awesome Game Wallpapers

Here are some awesome looking game wallpapers from deviantArt.

Via Kotaku.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Super Bowl Commercials 2009

One week later, here's my take on 2009's notable Super Bowl commercials.

The Good
  • Audi — The Chase: Jason Statham helps Audi take a stab at its competitors, saying that while previous decades might have been owned by Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Lexus, it's now time for the four rings to shine. It doesn't hurt that the car itself is one slick beast.
  • CareerBuilder.com — Tips: I agree with everyone who says that this ad got tiring after the first 30-45 seconds, but in terms of getting people talking, it was second to none. Watch twitter explode when it airs, in The New York Times' interactive tracker (click "Talking about ads").
  • Cars.com — David Abernathy: This type of ad has been a trend recently (e.g., Dos Equis' "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads), but I can't argue with the result here, even if it was a bit disappointing, for some reason, to find out that it was for cars.com.
  • Hulu — Alec in Huluwood: I love 30 Rock and I love Hulu, and I love 30 Rock on Hulu, and I don't love this ad, but I like it a lot.
  • Monster — Double Take: Simple, well-crafted, and clever. It easily got a laugh out of me.
Honorable Mention
  • Bud LightSweden: Conan O'Brien + Japandering in Sweden (Swedepandering?) is a great starting point for comedy, but Bud Light's typical frenetic editing left the overall commercial a bit lacking.
  • Coca ColaAvatar: You can always count on Coke to bring the harmless but fun branding ads. "Avatar" is a take on our increasingly virtual connectedness, and the power of physical contact. Also, pretty girls are gamers too!
  • H&R BlockDeath & Taxes: Something about the tax services provider's ad stood out to me over many other equally eligible candidates. It must be the Abe Vigoda.
  • Miller High Life1 Second Ad: If this really aired during the broadcast, then I missed it, but it's a concept that always gets a response when I mention it to people. As expected, it's just one small (but expensive) part of a bigger overall campaign.
  • PepsiRefresh Everything and Pepsuber: The Pepsuber ad (with Richard Dean Anderson) probably wasn't very funny unless you've been following the recurring MacGruber sketches on SNL (and even then, maybe not, for many people). Combined with the aspiring-to-be-anthemic "Refresh Everything" ad, though, it was a decent one-two punch for Pepsi. Still doesn't make up for the logo downgrade ...
The Bad
  • Cash 4 GoldEd McMahon & MC Hammer: Setting aside the fact that the shady company is basically a scam, it was pretty sad to see the hard-for-cash Ed McMahon (fresh off a stint rapping for FreeCreditReport.com) and MC Hammer trying to make the funny, though there are chuckles to be found.
  • CastrolGrease Monkeys: There are worse ads that I could have put on my list (I'm glancing at you, Doritos). Indeed, the production values here aren't even that bad. It just seems like they took the path of least resistance. I kept waiting for the punchline, and all I got was a man-on-chimp smooch. That's not going to cut it, Castrol.
  • GoDaddy.com — [all of them]: Scraping the bottom of the barrel again. I wonder what Danica Patrick gets paid for these ads.
  • Jack in the BoxHang in there Jack: On the whole, I'm a big fan of the long-running campaign featuring Jack Box. This one had some nice touches — did you notice the angel on the store window in the final shot? — but it and the associated viral campaign seem wholly unnecessary to me. Or, maybe I just can't stand the thought of Jack not making it!
  • SobeLizard Lake: It's the second year in a row that SoBe has wasted its money on these pointless dancing lizard ads. Adding 3-D, football players, and ballet only made it worse. Whenever I see these ads, I can just picture the marketing meeting from which this mish-mash of bad ideas emerged. The focus groups must dig it or something. On the other hand, I credit them for being way above GoDaddy.com's level.

Now you've heard from me. What's on your list?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sunday Night Videos

I would never, ever attempt to be like these guys ...



... for fear of ending up like this guy:



Steve Nash is more consistent at free throw shooting than I am at ... breathing ...



... though I am better than this girl at explaining the plot of Star Wars:

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Windows 7 Beta: First Impressions

I'd have to say I'm pretty impressed with some of the changes from Windows Vista to Windows 7.

Some new things I noticed:

  • The new dock taskbar actually works! There are still some minor bugs, but then, this is a beta. The dock taskbar functions somewhat similarly to the Mac OSX dock, except with way too much eyecandy. This can either be a good thing or a bad thing.

  • UAC by default isn't as annoying as it was before. Its more inline with what Ubuntu does with the sudo dialog for administrative tasks, but the UAC popup frequency is a little too frequent for my tastes.

  • Those taskbar status icons are consolidated to a small popup window. No more long list of status icons invading your dock any more.

  • Sidebar dock from Vista is gone. You can now just add Gadgets directly to the desktop.


Application compatibility is currently an unknown, but I will be installing some games to see how performance is with the current beta. All things said, things appear to be more responsive and whatnot, so we'll see how it holds up in the next couple weeks.

Obviously, things might change when they release the final version of Windows 7, but these current changes from what I've seen are good.

No-keyboard Apple Notebook



I'd so buy one.

From the Onion via DF.

Great fantasy fantastical fight

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Speedy Delivery

I'm pretty sure that some of the UPS drivers who've delivered packages to my house work something like this:



I once had an envelope with hundreds of dollars worth of software "delivered" into the Lilies of the Nile on the opposite side of my house from the door and mailbox. Didn't find it until a couple of weeks later, when the sprinklers were off due to a leak and we were watering the plants by hose.

(At least it was delivered to the right house that time, unlike some of the notebook computers I've ordered!)

My FedEx experiences are about on par with my UPS experiences. I sleep much better at night when packages are sent to my house via U.S. Postal Service. Thankfully, all the services deliver reliably to my work, where they are cool about us receiving personal packages.