Saturday, November 15, 2008
Next time you have a 6,000 person layoff ...
... just say that you are "aligning your cost model with the global economic climate",
like Sun Microsystems
.
That will make it sound so much better!
Update:
More euphemisms, via
Fortune
:
American Express — "re-engineering"
Fidelity Investments — "cost improvement"
eBay — "simplification"
Yahoo! — "become more fit"
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